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State of affairs

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on June 18, 2008

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This journal has some pretty messed up stats. The pattern seems to be that MWF I get hits in the 20-25 range, and TR and weekends I get no hits at all. What the hell? Are people only reading this at work or something? And if so, let me recommend some better ways of wasting your time.

The #1 most accessed entry is my entry on Kawaii Kon, which makes sense since I plugged this entry the most, it has a lot of search-engine-friendly terms (mostly anime titles), and is probably the most relevant thing I will ever blog about. But for some reason, the second most accessed entry is “My Goddamn teeth.” And the Google search terms that lead to that page are just really bizarre:

my teeth are wearing away
the enamel of my teeth feel weird
am i brushing my teeth too hard?
when i dont brush my teeth i clench
my tooth turns sideways
strange feeling to top teeth after gnash
kill the root of my tooth
god damn cavity pain
i bit my teeth too hard
i can see my jaw bone in a line on my gum
not sinus problems but gnashing teeth

And my personal favorite,

i have a great pain when i clench the butt cheek

Hehehe. I love how these are all little statements as opposed to strings of search engine terms. When I stick them all together like that it looks like a poem full of mundane human suffering.

I’m also getting a lot of hits to the entry about my Pokemon team because people are searching for “pokemon porn” and “pokeporn.” Guys, sorry, there is no porn here. Why the hell are you looking for Pokemon porn, anyway? I mean, what the hell? I also got a few hits to my Kawaii Kon entry because people were looking for “unrealistically huge boobs” and “anime boobs bigger than their head.” The Internet is a strange and somewhat disgusting place. BUT SO AMUSING!

More YouTube. Don’t you love it?

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on May 17, 2008

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To the people who are interested, I’m graduating tomorrow morning. Whoot whoot?

I e-mailed some professors, and I’m going to audit a few classes over the summer… Japanese 211 and Math 100. You know you’re a loser when you still want to take classes after you already have your degree.

Seriously, what’s up with this weather? It’s only May but this is mid-July heat and humidity. Augh. The breezes have been dead for nearly a week now. Why? WHY. COME BACK BREEZES. I LURV J00.

Camel toads

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on April 14, 2008

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Camel toads. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.

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It’s been a while since I wrote an aside. Anyway, this is super incredibly old news to everyone else, but I only discovered today that Square Haven is dead. I really am quite upset about this, which is stupid since it’s been closed for months now and I didn’t even notice. Way to be observant, fool.

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“A stunning new report just issued by the Bush administration finds that for under 2 cents a day per household, Americans could get 300 gigawatts of wind by 2030. The report doesn’t mention that this would require adopting policies the Bush administration opposes. But that’s what elections are for.”

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Myanmar officials would rather chase around a US reporter to make him shut up about the deplorable aftereffects of Nargis than actually do something about the fucking situation. This is the cherry on top of all the other bullshit that’s been going on down there.

Oh yeah, and there’s another storm on the way.

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The first Eva movie has finally been pirated. DVD-quality rip complete with sub track. I downloaded it myself and watched parts of it, so rest assured, it’s the real thing. Excuse me as I wet myself with glee.

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Yes. Exactly. I don’t know which one is me in that comic, Gabe or Tycho. Or maybe the ice cream man.

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I scrapped the old WP idea and decided to resurrect ampersands this way. Much thanks to the husbife who puts up with my insufferable hiatuses.

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This is kind of old news but I didn’t find it until today: the FFRPG core rulebook has finally been completed. Now I just have to get a crew together… or try and drag my old friends together to play. Hm. I wonder which will be more difficult.

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Download this show. You’ll thank me later.

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Camel toads. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.

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Eight teenagers charged in Internet beating have their day on the Web. I really don’t know what to say about this, even though as soon as I read the heading I knew there was some… relevance to my own life. I saw the video on the news, and it’s as disturbing as you’d expect it to be.

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