Daily Archive for June 21st, 2008

It’s easy, mmkay.

I’ve been trying to give up swearing again for what feels like the billionth time. I’ve lasted all of forty minutes without swearing… but then tonight I rewatched the South Park movie. I can’t NOT sing along to the songs! I know all the words by heart!! And of course, once you say even a single swear word, that’s it, you’re done for. Pretty soon you’re saying swear words all over the fucking place. See? Fuck. I can’t fucking help it. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

But then again, saying a few swear words in exchange for a damn good time isn’t a bad trade-off.

It always amazes my parents that I watch such vulgar, low-brow television. “You’re an educated individual! You should be watching artistic movies, dramas, shows with intelligent dialogue! Anything but this crap!” But I hate all of those shows because they’re so laden with stupid weepy drama, amateur (and often overgeneralized) psychoanalysis, and INTENSE pretentiousness. The thing is, once you’ve read enough literature, EVERYTHING that appears on TV looks retarded in comparison, and so if EVERYTHING looks terrible, you might as well watch the stuff that at least makes you laugh.

Plus, who are they to talk? They watch soap operas, reality shows, and CSI. All three of them belong in the category of Absolute Suck.